1 May 2023

The Last Temptation of Chris


Yes, you read correctly – this isn’t that film it is something else entirely. It tells the story of Chris, who has found happiness being a marriage guidance therapist. One day, his first girlfriend and her husband walk in looking for his help. Old flames are rekindled. Now Chris has to choose between the job and the married woman.

Starring Ed Stoppard, directed by Marcus Markou and produced by Sara Butler, The Last Temptation is a classic love story shot on location in beautiful London Town – but will Chris choose his career or the married woman? You won’t find out until the end, but believe me, it is worth staying with until then.

10 July 2021

This Land Is Mine


It is a small strip of land but whether you call it or some of its respective parts Israel, Palestine, Canaan – or any other name (which no doubt would smell as sweet) then one thing is for sure – it has been fought over and for an awfully long time.  Here Nina Paley gives us a potted history all to the tune of This Land is Mine sung by Andy Williams.

We start at pre-history and early man.  From there we go from the arrival of the Canaanites quickly conquered by the Egyptians.  From there it is inexorably onwards, in quick order, to the Assyrians and then the Israelites.  In fact, I will stop there – this remarkable animation (for body count alone) takes us all the way to the modern day with Palestinians, the British, Zionists, the PLO and Hezbollah.  It is quite a ride and the last one standing will be? Paley doesn’t hold back on what she thinks the final historical outcome of all this fighting will be.

For a full list of the nations involved in this millennia old struggle, visit Nina Paley’s blog where all will become clear.


16 December 2018

The 10am


There are some times in life that you need help from external sources. Step forward the Great British Workman – and his apprentice son of course. Together, Senior and Junior make up Auron & Son Ltd and they are ready to take on a range of commercial residential contracting services.

The first job of this particular day – their “10am” is something special – the first time that Junior will take the lead on a job. And it’s some job. Written, directed and produced by Colin O’Toole this is idiosyncratic short British film-making at its entertaining best.

16 November 2012

Brett Neal Store Launched

Brett Neal, whose brand is epitomized by his highly collectable oil painted and stainless steel 'Beagle in Boots' and 'Luvbuloon' pieces, has taken steps to make his work more accessible by developing an online store; brettnealstore.com.

Brett is a British artist who has been creating a diverse body of work for over 30 years.  Notably his achievements over the years include a host of portraits of the great and good.  Overwhelmingly Brett is known for his love of perfection and simplicity.

6 October 2012

Shona Foster – Our New Favorite Singer


It seems that Shona Foster has been around a few years but I have obviously had my head (or at least my ears) in the sand elsewhere.  I came across her music having an after work drink in a local watering hole and after a minute or two (and after having scraped my jaw from the floor) was compelled to ask the barman who one earth was singing. He was able to tell me at once (it was his choice of music and it seems Ms Foster does have a hardcore of fans of her small but inventive catalogue).

I guess I am now one of them after having listened (many times) to her debut album The Moon and You. Do you remember the thrill, when you were young, of encountering an artist for the first time and being completely swept away by the world they create in their music? I certainly remembered that feeling but I had not had it for a long, long time.  I have Ms Foster to thank for experiencing those dizzy almost hyperventilic (I have no idea if that word exists but it does now) feelings about an album of music again.

Born in Scotland but raised in Yorkshire hers is a rare voice yet there are echoes of days and artists of the past.  I was certainly inclined to believe that Kate Bush may have quietly had a child given up for adoption two decades and a bit ago but Foster is more than just Bush reincarnate.  Lyrically as plaintive, and certainly musically as intriguing, there is a groovier edge to her work.

Foster has released one album in her career so far – last year’s wonderful The Moon and You.  It may be that you have to have a taste for a certain quirkiness but that’s right up my particular alley – musically speaking at least.  Her music has been variously described as baroque bravado, comprised of fairies and wood nymphs and beguilingly haunting – and I would certainly agree. So, enjoy one of the tracks from her album – Love and War – and pay a visit to her website to find out more about this extraordinarily promising new (well, to me) talent.

22 August 2012

Police Mugshots of 1930s Criminals

All of these men were caught by the long arm of the British law by police in the 1930s. Amazingly, this collection was recently discovered in a junk shop in the northeast of England.  Later they were donated to the Tyne & Wear Archives and Museums and have been recently released on its Flickr Photostream. The clarity of many of them is, to not put too fine a point on it, arresting.

23 June 2012

Suckablood


Just a quick warning first – this may not be for the faint hearted or very young!  It is a cautionary tale for adults – if you have offspring refusing to stop sucking their thumbs then try not to take your aversion therapy too far! There must be a less bloody cure for thumb sucking than this, after all!

This is the story of Tilly who, like any pretty girl in a gothic horror fairy tale, has an evil stepmother.  The stepmother threatens her with the monster Suckablood if she insists on sucking her thumb again. What happens next is, well, that’s up to you to find out!

Written and directed by Ben Tillett and Jake Cuddihy and produced by Ben Franklin (yet another American President founding father in on the horror act, it seems), Suckablood is the fifth and latest of what is planned to be thirteen installments in a horror anthology known as Bloody Cuts – and you can find the previous four on the team’s eponymous website. You can also join their Facebook Page if it takes your fancy!

Just in case you feel disinclined to go and see the rest of them (and have got this far without watching the short film), take note! None other than Stephen Fry has donated to the making of this short horror. Fry, who was impressed with the previous four installments (which all work as standalone shorts), put something in to the hat of the filmmakers to help them get through the production costs of such an ambition series (full story here). Nice one Stephen! So, go on, watch the rest and scare yourself (or younger persons of the household) silly.

10 June 2012

Welcome to British Summer Time

It has to be said that with the Queen's Jubilee celebrations being somewhat damp and now with floods in Wales with hundreds of people having to be evacuated from campsites and their homes, this is a fairly accurate representation of how people feel in the UK at the moment! How do you feel about the summer where you are?

7 June 2012

The Water Vole - Back from the Brink

Forgive the image related pun, but the Water Vole has been skating on very thin ice in the UK for a number of years. You and I know him as Ratty from Wind in the Willows but a rat he is not.  Scarce, yes: rat, no.

In fact conservationists warned a decade ago that very soon there would be none left – extinction within the British Isles was it seems a done deal. However, the water vole has made quite a comeback in several areas, thanks to environmentalists and not least its own remarkable fecundity. The Ark in Space reports on this happy tale from the riverbank.

8 April 2012

The Truth About Stanley


There has been a lot written recently about the standard of films released on line and how it is getting higher and higher – the internet has proven a liberating place for short film makers and what is generally regarded as a renaissance in the genre is taking place. The Truth About Stanley is a short film which exemplifies the revitalization of the short film.

It tells the tale of two people on periphery of society. Sam (Raif Clarke), a youngster fleeing a life of domestic abuse, comes across Stanley (Oliver Litondo) a man with a blind stick in one hand and a can of lager in the other, with more than a tale to tell about his past life and adventures. The two forge an unlikely friendship yet their relationship is not without its own frustrations.

This rather melancholic but moving short film which also features Andrew-Lee Potts (of Primeval fame) was made by Lucy Tcherniak a young and upcoming British film maker.  The soundtrack is provided by Radiohead and Mumford & Sons. The issue of homelessness in the UK is on the increase and the main aim of the film is to highlight this and to raise funds for the Big Issue Foundation and a hostel.  If you would like to make a contribution, please visit the movie's JustGiving fundraising page - 100% of your donation will go to charity.


18 July 2011

The $1200 Space Program

Space, the final frontier –and so on and so forth. We may well have become over accustomed to seeing pictures of our blue planet from space, taken from the International Space Station or one of the shuttles on its latest (or last) billion dollar mission.  The picture above, however, was taken from a helium filled balloon launched by six friends from a small sleepy town in the English county of Herefordshire.

The balloon was launched on 10 July and was the culmination of a 3 month project by a group of six friends.  Take-off was at dawn in order to capture the sunrise.  The meteorological weather balloon rose twenty two miles and was tracked using (optimistically, one might have thought, considering their occasional reception issues) an iPhone. The entire cost of the project? In total it cost £750, just over US$1200 – NASA take note!

The idea for the project came when Gareth Dorrian, a solar physicist, showed his friend Chris Cardwell a video he had seen at a conference.   The video showed PhD students setting up a weather balloon and using it to take video.  The next day Cardwell phoned Dorrian and arranged a chat over a pint about an idea Cardwell could not get out of his head.

A number of drinks later the idea had become challenge – that of sending up a balloon themselves. Cardwell, a professional photographer, had already decided that this balloon would not be using low resolution video, however. He wanted HD and he wanted it in space. Yet they needed help.  Full time jobs outside of Star Fleet did not make a British excursion in to space from the town of Ross-on-Wye a major likelihood.

Fortunately, help was at hand in the form of computer expert Mat Roberts and photographer Frank Morris (together with son Samuel) who helped get the project off the ground (as it were).  Cardwell’s wife, Chloe, volunteered to program the cameras and then it was a matter of building the balloon. Above is the team with the balloon.

Choosing a launch site and gaining permission to use British air space were two further hurdles which were overcome during the three months from inspiration to ignition. Not bad, considering only one of the team is old enough to remember the launch of the first space shuttle.

Chris Cardwell takes up the story. “When we launched the balloon on Sunday the tenth, we hoped that we had a rough idea of where the payload should come down, but the only way of really telling, was by the onboard GPS, by way of a cat tracker, and an iPhone, that we sent up with it. The trouble with this is they don't work above 10,000 meters, so we quickly lost where the balloon was, and had to just wait, to see if we would ever hear from it again.

Luckily five hours later, when we had almost given up hope, it messaged to say it was back in the troposphere, and on its way down. We jumped into the cars and chased down the balloon, as it continued to broadcast its position.  We eventually found it in the top of a tree overhanging a river”.

Once back on earth, the team headed for another pub – which is, inevitably, very British. However, this time rather that the rough concept that Cardwell and Dorrian had three months previously, they were instead gazing upon the incredible images of the earth from the edge of space, images that they had taken, some of  which are reproduced here with their kind permission.

Needless to say the adventure attracted the attention of the media, but Cardwell is unfazed by this attention. “We didn't do any of this for the press; we only did it for one reason. We wanted a high quality picture of the earth from space that we had taken. And now we have it”.

11 June 2011

Britain


Strange isn’t it, that the zeitgeist can be captured in the most unexpected of places? The UK is a not the place it once was and continues to change at a pace which bewilders many. Yet a pair of comfortable chairs has managed to capture the perplexing and constant changes that modern life involves.

Or rather, a young animator by the name of Bexie Bush has managed to do it. What is more remarkable is that this is her university work – and surely shows that this talented young creative has a bright future ahead of her. Bush created this at Farnham University of Creative Arts and it was first shown at the institution’s degree show where, unsurprisingly, it won best animation.

So, join Eric and Lyn, a pair of well worn armchairs (voiced by real elders of the community) as they discuss, debate and pontificate about what makes the UK in 2011 a place that some hardly recognise at all.

6 March 2011

Monday


When Saturday comes, 8 year old Ben cherishes it. Sunday too he enjoys but by the time he is put to bed the thoughts of what will happen on Monday resurface and he cannot sleep.

The weekend gives Ben the opportunity to escape. But from what? When Monday comes, Ben faces hell once more. The weekend once again becomes a distant destination.

This touching and thought-provoking film reflects the dread faced by thousands of people every day, from every walk of life.  It was directed and produced By Mike Thomas and James Boughen, based on an idea by Chrill Hill. The score and sound design was by Jake Sanderson. The star of the piece is Ben Swindale, who really does bring a lot of pathos to the role.

25 February 2011

The British Census Looms...


(Just in case you need an explanation – in the last British census, over one hundred thousand people stated on their form that their religion was Jedi.  This was a concerted campaign to complain, in a very British way, about the additional questions that had been placed on the form and were seen as an invasion of privacy.  Many did it just to poke fun at the government, however. The Jedi census phenomenon as it became known gave rise to a movement to establish "genuine" Jediism.)

5 October 2010

Norman Wisdom – Chaplin’s Favourite Clown - Dies at 95


Some of my favourite film and TV memories of my childhood were the films of Norman Wisdom, who died yesterday at the age of 95. They inevitably followed the character (or perhaps alter ego is a better word) of Norman Pitkin and were shown on Saturday mornings in the years before children’s weekend morning television was taken seriously in the UK. As such a Norman Wisdom film was always a treat.

The bulk of Norman Wisdom’s reputation has always rested on this series of comedy films, made from the late fifties up to 1966. However in later life Norman diversified and he moved on to a career on Broadway. Notably, however, he won great acclaim for playing the role of a dying cancer patient in the TV play Going Gently which was filmed in the early eighties.

When Wisdom was in the army he met the Prime Minister of the UK several times. Due to his lowly rank he found himself disciplined for referring to the PM as Winnie.

He was a huge star in Albania where his were the only western films allowed under the dictatorship of Hoxha. He would be mobbed every time he visited the country. His clownish antics certainly had a universality – even if they were perhaps of the time – Charlie Chaplin once referred to him as my favourite clown.

If you are from other than the UK or Albania you may not be fully aware of Wisdom's comic talent, so here are a few trailers from his films.



Wisdom retired a few years ago, in declining health, but leaving behind him a huge archive of belly laughs and excruciatingly comic moments. Thank you Norman for all those laughs.RIP.

Norman Wisdom është i vdekur

28 March 2010

The Biggest Book in the World


King Mindon of Burma wanted to leave something to posterity.  As a book lover he thought that literature was one of the most valuable elements of an enlightened society so he planned to leave a book behind him.  Not any old book though – this would be the largest book in the world.

The King wanted the book to last for five thousand years so paper would not do.  In 1860 he started the construction in Mandalay (then the capital of Burma).  At the base of the Mandalay Hill still stands the largest book in the world.  Its dimensions are staggering: the book has seven hundred and thirty leaves and one thousand six hundred and forty pages.  Each one is made from local marble and has around one hundred lines of writing upon it.

It doesn’t end there, though – each of the pages is three and a half feet wide and five feet tall.  In order to stand freely these pages are five inches thick.  Each of these stone tablets has its own roof and they are all arranged around a central, golden pagoda – known as the Kuthodaw Pagoda.  The book itself does not tell the story of Mindon’s life – many persons of royal lineage would no doubt be tempted to give a version of their own history dressed, no doubt, in flowery hyperbole. Each page is contained within its own glistening white pagoda to protect it from the elements.

Together the rows of pagodas form the biggest book in the world - and this is how Kuthodaw is now known. The book contains the Pail Canon, which is a collection of scriptures in the Theravada tradition of Buddhism.  First written down over two thousand years ago, Mindon felt that these scriptures would be a fitting testament to his life.  We know this because the seven hundred and thirtieth leaf of the book records the actions of the king for posterity.


To get an idea of the scale of the whole incredible project, there is a model of the whole book system in the museum area of the site.  You can see the central golen pagoda clearly here.

The construction itself is a remarkable story.  The marble was quarried from thirty miles away and taken by river to Mandalay.  When the work began in 1860 the stones were worked in an enormous shed and hundreds of senior monks were involved in the editing of the sacred scriptures.  Each stone has up to one hundred lines of inscription upon it – and these were originally filled with gold ink.

Buddhist monks continue to be the custodians of the site.

It took eight years to complete the book and it was opened to the public in 1868.  Originally, each of the tablets had a precious gem in a casket on its top.  When the British invaded the north of Burma in the 1880s the gems were stolen.  There was a restoration in the 1890s but it took till the latter part of the twentieth century for the book to be restored to its old glory.

It attracts tourists and devout Buddhists from all over the world.  Perhaps it is at its most beautiful at dawn.  Still, King Mindon's plan came to fruition and although it remains to be seen whether it will persevere for five millennia, it is as likely now as it ever has been.