20 December 2022

Nicholas Was... by Neil Gaiman - Animated Version

If you haven't been looking forward to Christmas and you think you are going to have a terrible time then spare a thought for Saint Nicholas.  Father Christmas, Santa Claus - whatever name you use for him, consider this.  Howe many centuries has this poor man endured his yearly task to take presents to the (sometimes ungrateful) children of the world?

Not only that, he disappears before the children wake up and have a chance to thank him.  Well, by way of thanks - or at least commiseration - here is a wonderful animated version of the Neil Gaiman poem Nicholas Was...

It is actually the creation of 39 Degrees North, a Beijing based animation studio and there way of doing the same thing.  Don't have nightmares for poor old Santa...

9 January 2011

The EN-V – Is this the Car of the Future?

There is an old joke about small cars which has travelled (changed to various manufacturers and models according to geography) around the world.  The joke goes that a small animal, let’s say a rabit, in involved in a collision with one of them.  The punch line goes that the rabbit gets up, brushes himself down and goes about his business: the car is a write off.

Perhaps the same joke will be levelled at the EN-V (or the Electric-Networked Vehicle) if you prefer the longer version. You can certainly take a second or two as time out to shudder at the prospect of being in one of these wedges between two pickup trucks.  However, that aside, the EN-V may well revolutionise the way we travel, particularly in urban areas.

For starters the two-seater car has twin electric motors and something called dynamic stabilization technology.  This allows them to turn on a penny.  They can also be charged up from a conventional wall outlet.  Take in to account their integrated GPS system which allows them to operate autonomously and if they don’t attract the motoring fan they may just be a magnet for those not too shy to reveal their inner geek.

The EN-V may offer the solution for which drivers have been waiting for decades.  If adopted, lack of parking and traffic jams could become a thing of the past.  Not only that, its design takes in to account three things which pre-occupy many drivers; affordability, how much energy it consumes and what damage the vehicle might do to our already fragile environment.

The GM version of the EN-V can rotate through 360 degrees and be driven, if necessary, without a driver.  It will keep running for around 25 miles and goes up to 25 miles per hour.  This is expected to improve, however.  When it comes to being remote controlled, however, this would mean that cities would have to create areas that would be only used by EN-Vs, something we see in science fiction movies but is possibly unlikely in our lifetimes.

Yet could it be that GM – of all possible companies – might be able to persuade the gas guzzling public to go electric.  Certainly the three two seater models which have recently made their debut are turning heads, both in the design and the driving world.

There are currently three models, Laugh, Pride and and Magic.  All three names could do with a little work, to be perfectly honest.In our pictures, the red EN-V is Pride (not to be confused with one of the seven deadly sins or an annual LGBT event) and Magic is the black model.  Laugh (possibly in you're having a...) is the blue one.

The design is one of those which people will either love or hate.  Brightly colored and worryingly reminiscent of the a motorcycle helmet, it will take time to convince many people that the EN-V is the way forward – if indeed they can ever be convinced.

Please don’t get too excited just yet, however. The shame of all of this is that there is no timeframe for when the EN-V will be available to purchase.

2 December 2010

A Klingon Christmas Carol

It had to happen at some point.  The first play to ever be produced in the language of the Klingons, A Klingon Christmas Carol began its performances in Chicago recently.  Scrooge of course is the central character and to begin with, he has no honor and no courage. What better way to start a great and noble story of a warrior's redemption?

Yet Tiny Tim awaits a horrible fate if Scrooge does not recover both his honor and his courage.  Scrooge is visited by three spirits, no doubt from Gre'Thor (the Klingon version of Hell) and these spirits must help him to become a true warrior in time to save the day – and Tiny Tim too!  As an asidem it looks like young Tim might be represented here by a ventriloquist's dummy. Perhaps the child actor has been eaten by the rest of the cast with their Gagh and Chech'tluth.

The production is by Commedia Beauregard who have somehow seamlessly merged the Victorian morality tale beloved by millions and the warrior culture of Star Trek’s best warrior race – also beloved by millions.  In fact they must be on to a win-win situation here.

If the thought of watching this Christmas treat through not only a foreign but an alien language leaves you cold then fear not – supertitles are provided throughout.   We’re not sure what they are but we are making a (probably good) guess that instead of below the action the translation will be seen above it.

What you will get is a great story - certainly worthy of entering the millennia old Klingon oral tradition.  It is almost certain that Klingons respect the works of Dickens.  After all, some of his novels take as long to read as it does to listen to a Klingon opera in its entirety so the two go hand in hand perfectly.

This is a strange and unlikely theatrical hit (having played already in Saint Paul in Minnesota) but has earned itself a following for its sheer bravura if not the cultural icons to which it pays homage.  The narrative analysis of the play comes, incidentally, from The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology.  We so wish we were in the windy city!

Who can say what will be the next masterpiece of the English language to be translated in to tlhIngan Hol.  Possibly Heart of Darkness?  Or maybe even The Godfather?  Either way, hats off to the people at Commedia Beauregard for a very seasonal alternative to pantomime.

One can only wonder what the Doctor Who team are thinking at the moment.  This year’s DW Christmas Special starring Matt Smith as the eponymous Timelord is their own take on the Dickens short story.  The Klingons have, it seems, rather stolen their thunder.

The show is running all the way through to December 19 at the Greenhouse Theater in Chicago.


Here is the promo video for the show. Commedia Beauregard can be found by clicking the link on its name.