OK, perhaps the background needs changing. Yes, we are definitely getting somewhere now. Just a matter of getting the angle and the light correct and....
...and there you have it. Hanging mysteriously in space, the scourge of the known universe - the Watermelon Death Star. Of course if you are handy with a pen knife and have a little time to kill, you can always go for an alternative but just as fruity a vision.
No barbecue should be without one, in our opinion!
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