8 November 2026
The Jillon: A Bizarre and Surreal British Comedy Short
The Jillon is one of those things, like car crashes, large buildings falling and public assassinations - in as much as you cannot tear your eyes away from it. No matter the fact that you have more than an inkling how it’s going to end for everyone involved (and maybe that’s why we can’t turn away), you just keep on watching. While crashes, falling and assassinations have variable results and rewards, I do have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of The Jillon, even though at times my shoulders were shrugging as wildly as a zebra foal trying to escape the clutches of a hungry lion.
The Jillon tells the story of an elderly couple, Jill and
John (oh, I get it) who met late and so could not have children of there
own. That doesn’t stop Jill in
particular wishing that she could and so, thanks to a more than a little
intervention, a magical package is left on their doorstep. Yes, that is the Jillon of the title –
and it’s like Mr Blobby had entered a massively radioactive zone and come back
out non the wiser but more manic (and disturbing to the eye) than ever before. Well, they say that when the gods wish to punish
us, they give us what they want.
Written by Harry Hill, The Jillon features Richard Ayoade
(The IT Crowd etc) as the narrator – who doesn’t seem to care which fictional walls
he breaks (but gets his comeuppance anyway).
It stars Flip Webster as Jill and Richard Syms as John, both stalwarts
of British TV and film (with a few global blockbusters under their collective belt,
too). They are the kind of actors who
you immediately recognise but can’t quite remember their names unless you are
already a devoted fan, and then spend the next fifteen hours recalling all the
things you have seen them in (and admonishing yourself for not knowing their names
in the first place). Jillon is played by
Cosmo Wellings, who has a shortish but impressive CV, acting wise, and gets
into the eponymous role with some gusto, not to mention relish and an alarming degree of commitment.
Viewer reactions have been a little mixed... although mixed
might be putting it somewhat mildly. Some have declared it a modern-day classic
and a work of art (no tongue in any cheek ever), while others are still trying
to work out precisely what they've just watched. Comparisons have been made to
a British Twilight Zone, a remake of Eraserhead and even the Mr
Blobby origin story. One viewer suggested it was a public information film
about the dangers of, erm, wood, while another simply declared: "I have no
idea what I just watched... but I watched." And that brings me back to my original point,
I guess.
Richard Ayoade's unexpected running exploits have also
proved a particular talking point. Perhaps the most telling comment came from
someone who predicted that, years from now, this extraordinary little film
would pop into their head and leave them wondering whether they'd simply dreamt
it. Watch The Jillon below…
